Today I told a friend that a guy arrived to my house and I ran looking for a bra and she was like “wait you don’t wear bra at your house?” and I was like “EVERY FUCKING WOMAN IN THE WORLD, DUDE” After that she confessed me she ALWAYS uses a bra, even when she’s sleeping. Now I’m wondering who’s the one who’s wrong.
PLEASE TELL ME I’M CONFUSSED
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
Life’s hard when Eddie Vedder is your baby and your daddy at the same time.
I really love how Eddie Vedder’s daughters just tell him what to do and he ACTUALLY DOES IT, he’s the best dad ever